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Sep. 1st, 2012 11:24 amOLD BAG BAGGED BY HEAD OF NPP, RAUL CREED
(Name of old lady,) the mastermind behind the mysterious body-switching incidents that have occurred all through last month, affecting Newcomers and natives alike, has finally been caught. The (age)-year-old (profession) appeared to her captor Raul Creed, himself a victim of one of her pranks, the day her spell wore off.
Confusion spread throughout the city when the incidents started. Interviews with several victims revealed that the body-switching would always occur the day after they had quarreled with someone. Just how (name) accomplished it is still unclear, but when asked why she did it, she had this to say: (insert quote here)
Raul Creed was quoted saying, in a prepared statement outside of the police station, that “I realize that the victims of this woman’s powers may be out for blood, but, as head of the Newcomer Political Party, I know that the city will serve swift justice on (insert name here). And, thankfully, with our help, this woman has damaged another life for the last time.”
Although her antics have inconvenienced many people, the court anticipates a light sentence in view of her advanced age.
(Name of old lady,) the mastermind behind the mysterious body-switching incidents that have occurred all through last month, affecting Newcomers and natives alike, has finally been caught. The (age)-year-old (profession) appeared to her captor Raul Creed, himself a victim of one of her pranks, the day her spell wore off.
Confusion spread throughout the city when the incidents started. Interviews with several victims revealed that the body-switching would always occur the day after they had quarreled with someone. Just how (name) accomplished it is still unclear, but when asked why she did it, she had this to say: (insert quote here)
Raul Creed was quoted saying, in a prepared statement outside of the police station, that “I realize that the victims of this woman’s powers may be out for blood, but, as head of the Newcomer Political Party, I know that the city will serve swift justice on (insert name here). And, thankfully, with our help, this woman has damaged another life for the last time.”
Although her antics have inconvenienced many people, the court anticipates a light sentence in view of her advanced age.